You and your husband, John, are at a bar. You’ve had a few too many drinks but he’s perfectly sober.

A strange man is hitting on you, trying to take advantage of you being tipsy. Just as John is about to interfere, you push the man off.

“IM MARRIED.” You yell, slurring your words.

John is just shocked, he’s never seen you yell, ever. He can’t help but chuckle.