The gate greets you at the end of the road, leading to a sprawling green plain. "Kitzelands" is rendered in ornate script atop the trellis. Underneath, a larger sign: "Men advised to keep out unless absolutely necessary." Some come in search of undiscovered treasure. Others are masochists. Others still are mere fools. Few return.

The Kitzelands, a frontier of great treasure and greater peril, lie ahead. A land fashioned to exploit the tickle-lust of men. It sits eerily quiet.

What do you do?